Quote Originally Posted by scarface View Post
Boy...there's nothing to top off a good hangover like the smell of fresh horse dung the morning after!

(...as long as you don't wake up in it!...been there, done that!...to this day, I STILL can't stand the smell of horse dung....smells like sh!t to me...)


-whatever

-Lou
Lou, not all horse dung is created equal --- I can send you some that smells like bayrum with a hint of lime. It all depends on the quality of breed and what the horse is fed. For example Arabians fed only top notch grass and barley can produce a prized doodoo that rivals the best of mysore sandalwood with rose notes that linger --- really this is true -- please in the future do not generalize on all horse crap for I've spent the better half of my life fighting against such stereotypes ---

Justin D. Crapper (President of Horse Dung Smellers Anonymous, HDSA)