Quote Originally Posted by JBHoren View Post
You do realize that I was joking, yes? I've had this bottle of Florida Water longer than any of my three ex-wives, with no plans to part with it.

Q: What did the bald man say to his comb?
A: I'll never part with you!
I use it seldom but it is one I kept after downsizing, I would have thought that more folks would have gotten your humor . . .
-Richard