Thread: Mis-heard song lyrics

We dont need no education.
We dont need no thought control.
No dog's orgasms in the classroom.
Teachers leave them kids alone

Originally Posted by gssixgun

Mr Mister

Kyrie Eleison
Down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Eleison
Through the darkness of the night
Kyrie Eleison
Where I'm going will you follow
Kyrie Eleison
On a highway in the light

I for the longest time sang it as "Carry a Laser"

Here was I thinking those were the right lyrics

on that sticks in my mind is "Blinded by the light"

real: Blinded by the light, cut loose like a deuce a nother runner in the night
fake: Blinded by the light wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night...

Paradise City by Guns & Roses
Our version:

Take me down to songtan city
where the soju's cheap and the girls are pretty
oh wont you please take me home.

Of course we kind of intentionally made these up while in Korea,
Songtan was where a LOT of partying happened and Soju was what we spent a LOT of time drinking. But hey they fit perfectyl

Bob

Am I Right - Misheard Lyrics, Song Parodies, music humor and satire

Am I Right has a bunch of great mis-heards. One that always got me was STPs, Interstate Love Song

Correct: Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame...

Mis-Heard: Feelin' like a ham and mustard shake...

Some others of note:

Metallica
Soundgarden
Pearl Jam "Yellow Ledbetter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you see them out of the pork?
Yeah, but they don't wade.
Original Lyrics:
Can you see them, out on the porch?
Yeah, but they don't wave.

I like the Christmas song about the "round young virgins".

A girlfriend of mine used to listen to this song all the time in the car...and we had absolutely no idea what she was singing 90% of the time.

Blondie- "Heart of Glass"

Ok, going back awhile. Doobie Brother's singing "Take Me in Your Arms (Rock Me a Little While)"
I thought they were saying rock me little brown eye
no wonder my friends looked at me weird.

Born to be a wife...

(instead of born to be alive)

Originally Posted by gssixgun

Manfred Mann Blinded by the light um yeah that was a great one!!!!!
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
sung as " wrapped up like a douche"

Glen said it right there. That was probably my biggest misheard lyric ever. Also, why is he the only one who correctly knew both the lyrics AND the artist here? lol

Also there's one I can't think of right now where I misheard something to be the F bomb instead. Wish that one would come back to me.