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Thread: Zingers, one liners, etc, etc!
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12-16-2008, 06:05 PM #1
Zingers, one liners, etc, etc!
Ok guys, I just read a one liner attributed to Groucho Marx that floored me:
"You are only as old as the woman you feel!"
And another:
"I shot an elephant this morning in my pajamas! What he was doing in my pajamas I'll never know!'
The idea of this thread is to provide zingers or one liners that you find amusing, whether they be your own or from a famous comedian or maybe the guy down the street likes to insult you and you have found his comments amusing!
Go to it!!
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12-16-2008, 06:08 PM #2
Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"
While shooting elephants in Africa, I found the tusks very difficult to remove. But in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa...
more hereBe careful how you treat people on your way up, you may meet them again on your way back down.
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12-16-2008, 06:15 PM #3
Winston Churchill;
Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”
Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!"
Winston Churchill: "Yes, Madam, and you are ugly and I shall be sober in the morning."Be careful how you treat people on your way up, you may meet them again on your way back down.
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12-16-2008, 06:53 PM #4
"Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?"
George Carlin.
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12-16-2008, 07:14 PM #5
Is that your head or did your neck throw up? Unknown
It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain
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12-16-2008, 07:19 PM #6
These are great!!
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12-17-2008, 09:12 PM #7
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12-17-2008, 01:25 AM #8
Groucho Marx to Harpo Marx in " A Day at the Races"
" Hey don't drink that poison! Its four dollars an ounce!"
dannyr
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12-17-2008, 02:07 AM #9
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12-17-2008, 04:32 AM #10
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