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12-16-2008, 11:10 PM #11
Also from W.C Fields while negotiating with a banker who is offering him money for a broken down orange grove which happens to have crude oil on the property. The banker makes the offer and W.C makes a counteroffer and the banker says "you must be drunk to think I'd pay that". W.C says "you must be crazy to offer me that but tomorrow I'll be sober but you'll still be crazy"
No matter how many men you kill you can't kill your successor-Emperor Nero
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12-17-2008, 01:25 AM #12Senior Member
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Groucho Marx to Harpo Marx in " A Day at the Races"
" Hey don't drink that poison! Its four dollars an ounce!"
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12-17-2008, 02:07 AM #13Senior Member
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Don't ever look behind you!
Whatever it is back there it's gaining on you.
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12-17-2008, 04:32 AM #14Previously lost, now "Pasturized"
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"Don't let your mind wander....... it's too little to be left alone" --unknown
"Aw nuts, now I can't remember what I forgot!" --- Kaptain "Champion of lost causes" Zero
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12-17-2008, 10:13 AM #15
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Til shade is gone, til water is gone, Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath.
To spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the Last Day
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12-17-2008, 05:39 PM #16Junior Member
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Don't knock masturbation - that's sex with someone I love - Woody Allen
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12-17-2008, 07:12 PM #17Qui tacet consentit
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Reminds me of so many good Woody Allen quotes. Here's one:
My brain: it's my second favorite organ. - Sleeper
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12-17-2008, 09:06 PM #18Senior Member
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The great Yogi Berra: You better cut the pizza in four pieces I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
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12-17-2008, 09:12 PM #19Captain No Beard
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I heard that one: Is that your head or is your neck blowing bubbles???
Originally Posted by nun2sharp
I guess you have to be bald to appreciate that one.
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12-17-2008, 09:50 PM #20what Dad calls me
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Sounds like Don Rickles, but Im not sure. Originally Posted by jjpharris
It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain
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