Ok guys, I just read a one liner attributed to Groucho Marx that floored me:

"You are only as old as the woman you feel!"

And another:

"I shot an elephant this morning in my pajamas! What he was doing in my pajamas I'll never know!'


The idea of this thread is to provide zingers or one liners that you find amusing, whether they be your own or from a famous comedian or maybe the guy down the street likes to insult you and you have found his comments amusing!


Go to it!!