Thread: Ever hear this?

The trouble with sitting down is your 1 minute pee can turn into a full-blown evacuation and you end up late for something.

I would have to agree that is less messy (if you have ever had splash-back from a urinal - and always when wearing light-colored trousers - you would agree). Living alone (so no one else to blame) I am amazed that the physics involved when looking at the commode when it is need of cleaning. Aim is not a problem...so can someone explain how residue can get around the base? While pondering thins with toilet brush in hand (I really need to get out more....), I could only surmise that it is related to the pressure of the flow, the dynamics of liquid under pressure striking still liquid...the resulting interaction of the surface tension, the shape of the bowl...all resulting in airborne residue, no matter how careful you are, and the need to stand there with a brush and various cleaning chemicals.



I guess with sitting, you'll never miss the bowl!

I have always thought that toilet bowls should have some kind of area to the bowl that aids the man to splash at without splashing. Urinals come close to aiding the stream with out splash though improvement is needed. Sitting is an option I agree, but how about redesigning the dam bowl to suit both approaches
Having to de-bag every time I need a **** makes the need for a zipper fly pointless. may as well wear elasticated trousers or take up wearing a skirt (or kilt as us men call them )

PuFF-ing after taking a sit down ****

Originally Posted by WireBeard

Living alone (so no one else to blame) I am amazed that the physics involved when looking at the commode when it is need of cleaning. Aim is not a problem...so can someone explain how residue can get around the base? While pondering thins with toilet brush in hand (I really need to get out more....), I could only surmise that it is related to the pressure of the flow, the dynamics of liquid under pressure striking still liquid...the resulting interaction of the surface tension, the shape of the bowl...all resulting in airborne residue, no matter how careful you are, and the need to stand there with a brush and various cleaning chemicals.

Exactly. When you pee standing, you spread thousands of tiny fluid particles into the air, and they are going to land all over the place. It is impossible to avoid, unless you sit down.

If you're one of us who has have to clean the toilet up yourself, you know why some of us take the intelligent approach, and do it sitting. Actually I'm no longer single, but I don't see any reason to stop sitting down for a pee. It's almost as fast, it's comfortable, and more hygienic. Yup, you still have to "hold the beast" in order to avoid it dragging in the porcelain, but you don't do a mess.

I only pee standing when I'm outdoors, or at a really disgusting public urinal. When at home...well, I like to keep my bathroom clean, nice smelling and hygienic...and I don't feel the slightest bit less manly because I sit down to pee. It's the civilized way of doing it.

I'm a 50-50 guy. If I'm doing stuff and I need a whizz, then I stand so I can get back to doing what I was preoccupied with before. But if I'm just pottering around at home, or trying to escape the kids, I like to sit down and p1ss, take my time, admire the razors on the wall... hmmm, probably need to hone that Livi... then again, I fancy shaving with that Dovo Mamut tonight... it's calling me... might need a few passes with CrOx first... and maybe try some of that new soap...

"Honeeeeee! Where are you? I thought you were fixing that cooker hood?"

Shoot, how long have I been in here?





If you're proud of your shave den, sitting down to **** is unavoidable, isn't it? How can you NOT sit?

Me and some of my male friends have this saying, that sitting down to take a **** is the only thing they'll ever do for the feminist movement. Personally I find it hard aiming and reading a book at the same time... ^^ And you don't have to fiddle with the seat... And technically more hygienic if you don't wash your hands both before and after.

This is probably the longest conversation about taking a **** and the longest time I've ever contemplated the very act of taking a **** in my whole life...

But in Finland wouldn't you get your butt frozen to the seat if you sat down?

Originally Posted by Stuggi

Me and some of my male friends have this saying, that sitting down to take a **** is the only thing they'll ever do for the feminist movement. Personally I find it hard aiming and reading a book at the same time... ^^ And you don't have to fiddle with the seat... And technically more hygienic if you don't wash your hands both before and after.

This is probably the longest conversation about taking a **** and the longest time I've ever contemplated the very act of taking a **** in my whole life...

This is the first time I didn't understand a thread because I didn't know if the filtered word was four letters and started with a p or started with an s. Maybe if I knew if it rhymed with hiss or hit.

Can I get a vowel?

the only vowel in either is an 'I' and wouldnt help you.

Reminds me of a popular poster from the 70’s – blond, mini skirted woman standing at a urinal taking a whizz. Back when I was easily amused. Those were the days.