Hmm, how can this be explained?
- God wrote it, but he was confused [God is whatever I want him to be]
- God wrote it, but he was just playing [God is whatever happens]
- God wrote it, but he wrote it in a confusing way [God is a mystery]
- God didn't write it [The Bible is no more or less than a collection of people's writings]
- God didn't write it [God isn't]
did I miss any?