Okay, Now It's Getting Serious

**icedog** · 06-27-2009, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by ndw76

You need to teach Mr Toes a lesson in who is the boss. Buy yourself some moth balls and leave them in strategic places around the house, aka, anywhere that is warm. Leave him only the cold draughty places to plan his enslavement of the free world.

I think that may be interesting. Moth balls eh? Basil likes balls (perhaps it has something to do with his own castration a few years back). I know we have alot of moths around. Look at this picture:

If it will help keep the Evil Mr. Toes under control, I may be able to enlist the aid of Basil to collect some moth balls.

**oldfat1** · 06-27-2009, 11:01 PM

Brad, I have been working to see if you could open a dialogue and maybe negotiate with Mr. Toes. I have had no luck I'm afraid. I must be doing something wrong because if I understand Rosetta Stone correctly "Meow" seems to mean "Feed me you furless, two legged moron."

That can't be right can it?

I know, I'll try Pimsleur.

**0livia** · 06-28-2009, 12:06 AM

I love Basil Feldman, LOL

Well, as far as I've understood in thirty years of cat holder training,
Meow from cat to you means as much as "YOU STUPID -> YOU NO KISSES!!!"
Meow from you to cat means as much as "I'M TOTALLY STUPID!"

The lectures for the intelligent species are hidden in high frequency, hehehe
Hence the conspiring talents of our fur bags. Telecommunication firms pop with envy.

**xman** · 06-28-2009, 03:07 AM

Originally Posted by oldfat1

... "Meow" seems to mean "Feed me you furless, two legged moron."

That can't be right can it?

Yes that's about right. One must master non verbal communication to win any respect from a cat.

**citizensoldierny** · 07-05-2009, 02:13 AM

icedog,
Nice looking dog, looks sort of like the darker male version of my pit

**icedog** · 07-05-2009, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by citizensoldierny

icedog,
Nice looking dog, looks sort of like the darker male version of my pit

Thank you! He has his own thread you may enjoy here: http://straightrazorpalace.com/finer...dog-basil.html

**leadduck** · 07-05-2009, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by icedog

I don't know about a mastiff, Basil holds his own pretty well. It is apparent though, when he starts singing the blues that Mr. Toes is wearing on the poor dog:

Basil hasn't made a video yet but his favorite artist is Scott Henderson. Here's someone else covering Basie's favorite song. Fast forward to 1:25 because the guy is talking too much:
YouTube - Demma K & Blues Session - Smelly ol'dog blues

**icedog** · 07-05-2009, 03:08 PM

Oh Basie digs Snoop big time (especially Drop it Like it's Hot) but his favorite album has to be : Amazon.com: Dog Party: Scott Henderson

**icedog** · 07-06-2009, 11:55 AM

Now they are in cahoots! They've occupied the sofa:

**0livia** · 07-06-2009, 12:24 PM

Oooh yes, serious situation!
I'm afraid you'll have to ask for the key, next time you leave.

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