Thread: Okay, Now It's Getting Serious

At first it was the workbench. I could work around him or beat him with a carving mallet until he moved. But now he has taken over the printer:

Okay, the printer doesn't work but that isn't the point, is it?

Just look at him! Am I mistaken or is this behavior classic belligerence as described by Wooding and Meecher in 1904? If Mr. Toes' progression follows the standard disintegrative spiral, we can soon expect the cat to occupy normally open space with an appearance of tedium and/or disgust.
Oh NO! Holy crap! Do you see what I see?

Oh damn. No good can come of this.

I'm am not very comfortable with this situation. Has anyone got any experience with this sort of feline madness? I may not make it through the night.

Well, my fur bags are actually pretty civilized.
She gets the comfy chair while I sit on the working stool.
Sometimes I have to type bending over the computer chair because she naps here.
Printer is not very interesting but the tv is, when there are reports about little birds.
So is the monitor, when we watch youtube videos of birds.
It easily turns into a scratch pile then.

Mr. Toes is one hell of a fotogenic cat though.
Mine are black, that makes evidences scarce.

Looks like he needs to be taught what his place is. Time to sic the dog on him. Not to do any real damage mind you just to rough him up a little and adjust his attitude.

Missed the time to make him a bonsaikitten, didn't ya?! Now blame it on him...

Now I can't even begin to explain what the hell he is doing here. It just is all adding up to some frightening weirdness.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

This is not a test.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Looks like he needs to be taught what his place is. Time to sic the dog on him. Not to do any real damage mind you just to rough him up a little and adjust his attitude.

This dog?

Well, okay...I'll see if Basil can be an enforcer. Here, let's see how this works:

I told him to be ready for some "heavy work" and look what he put on. "Hey Basil, take that stupid pumpkin off your head! I told you that is what you wear on "gourd duty". Okay, here he goes now:

Whaddya think of that?

I think you cat is going to need a bigger boat! (You're gonna get a bigger boat, right?)

Mr Toes seems to be unimpressed with Basil's in your face attitude.

No boat required Chief, Mr. Toes dealt with it in his own evil way:

He just smacks the 75lb pit bull around!