Thread: Perhaps Prayer Isn't the Best Medicine

"man is stuck in a flood, and an Army Humvee drives up and the Sergeant gets out, knocks on the door and tells the man to get it. The man answers 'God will save me.' The flood worsens and the first floor of the house is flooded, an army boat floats up to the man on the second floor of his house and the sergeant tells the man to get in. The man answers 'God will save me.' The flood worsens and the man is stuck on his roof with water all around. An army helicopter flys up and the crew tells the man to get in the helicopter. The man says 'God will save me.'

Predictably the man drowns, and is standing before God and asks why God did not save him? God answers, 'What are you talking about? I sent you a Humvee, a boat, and a helicopter."

Ice, don't equate someone's deafness to the answers of God, and the exercise of their own free-will, to the non-existence of God.

Matt

Ahhhh Haaa this man just proved another theory though didn't he????
Darwin's Theory of Evolution has been proved here....

I know bad bad bad Glen...
Sorry I tried not to write it but I had to "the devil made me do it"

Originally Posted by mhailey

"man is stuck in a flood, and an Army Humvee drives up and the Sergeant gets out, knocks on the door and tells the man to get it. The man answers 'God will save me.' The flood worsens and the first floor of the house is flooded, an army boat floats up to the man on the second floor of his house and the sergeant tells the man to get in. The man answers 'God will save me.' The flood worsens and the man is stuck on his roof with water all around. An army helicopter flys up and the crew tells the man to get in the helicopter. The man says 'God will save me.'

Predictably the man drowns, and is standing before God and asks why God did not save him? God answers, 'What are you talking about? I sent you a Humvee, a boat, and a helicopter."

Ice, don't equate someone's deafness to the answers of God, and the exercise of their own free-will, to the non-existence of God.

Matt

Hahahahahahahaha,LMAO thats a great one. Gonna have to remember that one.

As for the evolution vs intelligent design debate, im not sure it needs to be debated.

Before I knew people all over the world were arguing over whats real(even though their outcome doesnt change whats really real), before i knew about that I thought evolution was a very intelligent design.

Originally Posted by icedog

Dad's prayer: "Oh Lord please help my daughter."

God answers prayer: "NO!"

Although I wasn't there I suspect the answer went something like this:

"If you had half the sense I gave you when you were born you would stop your yammering and take her to a hospital"

Originally Posted by mhailey

"man is stuck in a flood, and an Army Humvee drives up and the Sergeant gets out, knocks on the door and tells the man to get it. The man answers 'God will save me.' The flood worsens and the first floor of the house is flooded, an army boat floats up to the man on the second floor of his house and the sergeant tells the man to get in. The man answers 'God will save me.' The flood worsens and the man is stuck on his roof with water all around. An army helicopter flys up and the crew tells the man to get in the helicopter. The man says 'God will save me.'

Predictably the man drowns, and is standing before God and asks why God did not save him? God answers, 'What are you talking about? I sent you a Humvee, a boat, and a helicopter."

Ice, don't equate someone's deafness to the answers of God, and the exercise of their own free-will, to the non-existence of God.

This is exactly what I was going to post. God's answer might very well be in front of us, it simply might not be in the form we expected. This guy should have been praying his ass off on the way to the hospital.

Another thing to mention is that you really shouldnt be praying FOR things to god. Communication with god shouldnt be for you to get stuff from him as its sole purpose. You should be giving thanks or praise in the same way other members of this forum thank and praise each other. And also in the same way you wouldnt be praying to another member of this forum to do something for you either, or maybe you would?.

People distance themselves from god and forget he's just a person like everyone else, and should be treated like any other personality.


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