I have a few questions regarding locker room etiquette. There are a few people at the gym I go to who display habits (I think of them as bad habits) that bug the sh!t out of me.

The first one that bugs me is nudity in the locker room. I don't mean the occasional glimpse. I'm referring to the guy who likes to parade around the locker room holding his towel in his hand as if he is trying to make sure everyone cops an eye full.

The next one is nudity in the steam room. The steam room at this gym has two levels of seating, the top level of seating is almost at eye level. This is where the guy mentioned above likes to sit with no towel, legs spread wide.

Then there is the old guy who loudly hawks gobs of phlegm in the shower. Once is OK. Sometimes you need to clear your throat, but this guy does it again and again and again.

Lastly and the most disgusting (my wife told me about this after a conversation with the cleaners) is the person who leaves a steaming pile of sh!* on the shower floor. Apparently there is one guy who does this and one girl.

So am I being too precious or would these things bug you too. And what other bad habits in the locker room annoy you?