The Limerick Thread!

[UKRob]

There once was a bloke from Maleny

Well known to be a bit of a meany.

(P.s. - they are pastries.)

[WW243]

Who loved a fat girl named Raynee

[WW243]

(Don't discount research)

[Jimbo]

There once was a bloke from Maleny
Who loved a fat girl called Raynee.

When she sat on his knee

[sharptonn]

There once was a bloke from Maleny
Who loved a fat girl called Raynee.

When she sat on his knee

And whispered her plea..

[Jimbo]

There once was a bloke from Maleny
Who loved a fat girl called Raynee.
When she sat on his knee
And whispered her plea
He would utter something rather profane-y

[Jimbo]

I've honed with the Norton and Shapton,

[32t]

I've honed with the Norton and Shapton,

While listening to Eric Clapton.

[WW243]

His fast hand was slow

[sharptonn]

His fast hand was slow

My bevel was no-go