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    My head was stove in by a chimp
    Which caused me to walk with a limp
    so went to a dance
    In a sub human trance
    Just to show that ape I'm no wimp.
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    Some people lay claim to global warming
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    That disease and war are swarming
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    North Korea has the bomb
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    Don't forget Boko Haram
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    Those guys all need disarming
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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    (I will suggest a rule amendment: would it be possible to add one line per post at a time, but the poster of the final line post the complete limerick? I think this will hugely increase our audience base here on SRP).
    I personaly can't keep it straight one line at a time.....

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    I personaly can't keep it straight one line at a time
    is this a question or the start of a rhyme
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    Quote Originally Posted by Substance View Post
    I personaly can't keep it straight one line at a time
    is this a question or the start of a rhyme
    More of a statement than a question. I hoped the quotes in blue would be a hint...
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    I personaly can't keep it straight one line at a time
    is this a question or the start of a rhyme
    More of a statement than a question. I hoped the quotes in blue would be a hint...
    Yeah, I struggle with that too, makes my eyes squint...
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