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  1. 02-09-2016, 02:31 PM #511
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    The Khardashians are all over the news
    Fake boobs and Louis Vuitton shoes
    They consulted a Surgeon
    He said," Ladies you're vergin' "
    Which brings me back to the booze.
    "Call me Ishmael"
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    I bought me a farm in Goonengerry
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    Moved in with a guy they call Larry
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    He's not exactly my type
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    spends hours talking on Skype
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    I bought me a farm in Goonengerry
    Moved in with a guy they call Larry
    He's not exactly my type
    Spends hours talking on Skype
    Chatting to women named Sally
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    ..let's salvage what we can here.


    Getting back to the ladies named Sally
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    A list too long to tally
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    Some say they are fickle
    Don't drink and shave!
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