Thread: help my lady is mad at me

Get a new lady friend, if she can't accept an apology and continues to lord it over you she's not good relationship material. Of course we only have your side of the story as to how badly you snapped at her, if it were over the top she may be in the right and she should be looking for a new man.

Is THAT all? Sheeeeit, just let her backpack along dragging the thing as you merrily hum along with your light weight stuff. No Sweat! She will either learn, or be stubborn. Don't trade out with her either. "I told you so".

Why does she want the heavy bag?

I'm sure things will be fine. Enjoy your trip!

Michael

The replies everyone has come up with are priceless!

I always find when the wife is pissed at me a good joke goes a long way. try this one on her. Just email it over and she should get the point

Advice for a Scottish Wife
A woman goes to her Doctor in Glesgae, worried about her husband’s temper and threatening manner.

The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet?

The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinnae know wot ta do. Every time ma auld man comes home pished, he threatens to slap me aroon'."

The Doctor says: "Aye, well... I have a real good cure for that. When your husband arrives home intoxicated, just take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep."

Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
She says: "Doctor that was a effin brilliant! Evrae time ma auld man came home pished, I swished with water. I swished an' swished, and he didnae touch me even once!

Tell me Doc....wha's the secret? How's the water do that?"

The Doctor says: "Janet hen, it's really nae big secret. The water does bugger all…it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...."

I just love the line from the honorable Bill Ellis: if it has wheels or boobs - expect trouble.

Sounds to me like you all need to go eye to eye instead of all the E-mails and text messages...................

Originally Posted by mjsorkin

Why does she want the heavy bag?

I'm sure things will be fine. Enjoy your trip!

Michael

Bet she don't carry it very far.............

I think if you guys do go on the trip she'll forgive you once she realizes how heavy the sleeping bag is and you offer to carry it for her.

Originally Posted by pinklather

I just love the line from the honorable Bill Ellis: if it has wheels or boobs - expect trouble.

A similar and expanded version;

If it flies, floats, or fornicates, it's cheaper to rent.