The OP did not solicit advice. He asked a somewhat rhetorical question. Admittedly, I had to double-check to see if it was a medical boot or military boot. If it was a military boot, I'd have to ask him why he was only single-shod. There's no need for anyone to be defensive, as I was grinning and shaking my head when I wrote that.

All training advice aside, I am still under the persuasion that I'd rather be 'judged by twelve, than to be carried out by six'.

Now, everyone take a deep breath and say, "Costabro loves me".