You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

**Suile** · 09-21-2012, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus

Well, there are "red" squirrels and "grey" squirrels...just sayin'.
Since NYC passed their "soda size" limit, will squirrels be cited there? SQUIRREL COURT???

So weird how New York city littery has black squirrels.
I never seen a black squirrel before going on the other side of the hudson.

**BobH** · 09-21-2012, 02:09 AM

Growing up all we had were the smaller red squirrels but the last 20 years or so they have been largely displaced by the greys and blacks. The greys and blacks are invaders from the southern part of the province 800 road miles away. I guess it just took them a while to walk that far. I would rather have just the small native reds.

Bob

**32t** · 09-21-2012, 02:41 AM

Red squirrels are just noisy Chipmunks. I personally prefer Fox squirrels.

tim

**Deerhunter1995** · 09-21-2012, 02:58 AM

im a good old grey fan lol i feed some at my house and hunt some a mile away from the house.

**Wullie** · 09-21-2012, 03:09 AM

Tell the nice HR lady that bushy tailed tree rat is best eaten fried.

Eating the tree rats will stop the peeing.

**32t** · 09-21-2012, 03:17 AM

Originally Posted by Wullie

Tell the nice HR lady that bushy tailed tree rat is best eaten fried.

Eating the tree rats will stop the peeing.

The trouble is that they taste like what they eat and in town that is garbage.

**BobH** · 09-21-2012, 04:21 AM

We do you think we hand feed them.

Bob

**Lazarus78** · 09-21-2012, 05:08 AM

Originally Posted by Hirlau

Send her an email back reminding her that this is Florida; just give it some time and somebody will be having sex with that squirrel.

Well after all, you HAVE just bought it dinner :P

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