Thread: Joke of the day

Always like to start the day with a smile.

Me and the wife have just invented a new collision avoidance system,

Were calling it iDrive.

Pope Benedict has resigned as pope saying that at 85he no longer has the strength to lead the church

A few weeks Hugh Hefner married his 27 year old girlfriend at the age of 87

Does'nt say much for celebacy does it.

As I climbed into the new bed I had just bought me and my wife she didn't seem happy at all ,just snarled and turned her back on me. I think she is just jealous I got the top bunk.

A blind man enters a pub, sits down at the bar and says: "Want to hear a blonde joke?" The pub goes dead silent and he hears a heavy female voice from behind the bar: "I'll explain the silence. I am a blonde wrestling champion, sitting at the left of you is a blonde karate teacher, at the other side is another blonde weighing at least 100 kilograms and our security guard is... blonde. Do you still want to tell your joke?" The man thinks it over and replies: "No, I don't feel like explaining it five times"

There is a joke of the day thread in... I believe it's in the conversation.

Originally Posted by holli4pirating

There is a joke of the day thread in... I believe it's in the conversation.

That one got closed down for continued tasteless jokes after multiple moderator warnings.
If this one is to stay open, it has to stay clean - like with bleach.

A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'

After witnessing my local train station going up in flames I was interviewed by the local news. One of their questions was " were there lots of people panicking ".
But I'd would have to say it was more of a low commotion.

The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.

Originally Posted by Ripvanpit

The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.

All right!!!
Thats It!!!
No More!!!
Your out.....