Thread: Revenge

One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.
Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)

Originally Posted by Grizzley1

I was thinking more along the lines of something like this, I was gotten by the shaving cream on the earpiece of a phone,the stuff in a can,you put a blob on the earpiece and then hang up the phone up,then call that number while watching and almost 100% of the time someone will end up with an earful of cream,well I got got,and quickly went outside and pulled off the power lead from this persons battery,put a piece of scotch tape arount the termanil and reattched the cable,well I had the last laugh as it too him forever to figure out what had happened,as a matter of fact he didnt ,he had to beg for awhile for me to tell him what I had done,thats revenge,and its funny.......

How beautifully juvenile of you.....love it !

The photos of fish remind me of the scene in Grumpy old Men.

Another classic was a guy I knew in college shoving a raw pork chop behind the headboard of another guys bed the night before Christmas break. That room smelled wicked bad when we returned and opening the windows to air it out in sub-0 conditions was only slightly more appealing.

Expanding foam up the tail pipe on cars parked on his parking spot was a friends quick fix to the problem, they got towed away later, never to return!

had a boss once who a more than a dope. we shoved a tailpipe whistle up his exhaust and we nearly fell down laughing when he drove up the street.
we were at a john mayer/counting crows concert at what i still call great woods, out n the open but still with seats. the music started and the kids in the row in front of us stood up. we thought they might sit down after a while, but when asked they said, this is what we do. my wife got annoyed, went to the concession stand and got a bunch of ketchup packets which she opened and spritzed all over their seats. when they finally did sit down, they got messy.

You do know that you can fold a ketchup packet in half, put in between the seat and rim of a toilet bowl,seams facing the direction you want,and when your victem(sic) sits the will get there balls covered with whatever you use.....I prefer hot sause(sic) sorry its late and I think I blew my spelling chip..........

having read this thread through there are 3 things that stand out...

KARMA
was reminded of this old saying (and google provided the image)






PRACTICAL JOKE type REVENGE
just love this pic





and MULLETS
which are evil and no further images shall be inflicted on the fine gentlemen of this here forum!

I'm very big on honesty.

A couple of years ago two of my friends wanted to watch the last Transformers in 3d. I was at work and only asked one of them if he wanted to see it at the IMAX instead of a regular theater. Because I didn't ask both of them, the one that I didn't ask assumed I wanted to leave him out....so he convinced the other one to watch it without me. They both text me and said they had Happy hour plans with coworkers and didn't want to see the movie, so I saw the movie with my girlfriend and when we drove into the lot, I saw both of their cars.

So my revenge was sending them both texts telling them to meet me at a popular HH bar because some of the Maxim hometown hotties were there for a Maxim party. My girlfriend googled some names that I relayed to the guys. Since both were already in a theater, I knew they couldn't come out and really made them wish they weren't in the theater. I then told them we were going to their hotel suite to keep partying and to come ASAP! We went into the theater for our movie and I kept the charade going and had my girl text them because my "phone was dying." I knew they got out of the theater when I checked my phone about an hour into the movie and had 7 texts and a few missed calls. I sent a quick message saying "Jason is taking shots with his hands tied behind his back. Is this his cute single guy friend that's coming to the hotel??" and attached a cleavage pic of nice boobs with a shot glass between them. Then didn't respond until we got out of the theater and had them go to two hotels where they asked for the non-existent Maxim party at which point "we got kidnapped and taken on a night barge party...but since my girlfriend nor I had bathing suits, the girls turned it into an underwear party for us."

The next day they were so mad that I didn't responding and didn't get them to party with us and the Maxim girls. I then asked how Transformers was and called them out on lying to me. Then told them to never lie to me again and I won't make up fake Maxim parties and have them drive around the city trying to find us.

funny stuff guys, funny stuff!

So, anyone hate their neighbors? Here is a list of things you can do to make that poor schmuck on the other side of the fence rue the day his precious "Fluffy" took a dump on your lawn...

1. Why not subscribe to any and all spam/junk mail subscriptions under his name and address?
2. If you have no fence between you, consider a "spite fence"... a few wooden stakes and roll of string is all it takes to clearly define your relationship.
3. Throwing handfuls of salt in his lawn will ensure that YOURS is the best looking one on the block (also, you can write your name, a message or just doodle with it). The effects only last as long as the ground remains untilled.
4. Repeat #1 above, though substitute "mail" for "telemarketing".
5. Set appointments with every plumber, electrician, painter, landscaper and flooring guy in town. At the same time. On the same day.
6. Sneak over at night and unscrew all of the light bulbs on their house just enough so they won't light.
7. Get creative!

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