Thread: Looks like I get to pass on a few things

Originally Posted by cudarunner

First and Foremost, I'm just an old Redneck Country Boy so take what I have to say with however many grains of salt you wish!!

I've been married twice and have one child from my first wife and two from the second wife. When the second wife was pregnant with our first child her Dr. was worried about me being in the delivery room!!

I told her Dr. ' ' I've seen pups, calves, kittens, colts and even human babies born! It's pretty much the same thing! I won't pass out or give you any problems!

She replied; "Well yes, it's all pretty much all the same"! I was allowed to be in the delivery room!

When our second child was about to join us in this wonderful world, the wife went from a '2' to a '10' in about 60 seconds! The DR hadn't even gotten his gown and gloves on and I'm like Johnny Bench as I could see the head coming out!

I told the Dr; "Do you want me to catch him or are you going to let him fall on the floor??

The Dr, immediately stepped in and 'caught' my son! Thus justifying his fees!!

Brilliant

I'm sure it'll be an experience but scared all the same. That said I'm sure me thinking that quite a few people down the ages have done it will give me some comfort.

I'm so glad that you enjoyed the 'Natural Childbirth' that I sent you!!

It is very funny!!!

Originally Posted by cudarunner

I'm so glad that you enjoyed the 'Natural Childbirth' that I sent you!!

It is very funny!!!

Had us both in bits. "Get the salad spoons man!" And the breathing crosby's

Originally Posted by TheGeek

Congratulations Dave. My wife is due on Tuesday. Kinda hoping for a lil boy.

Geek

Sorry, I'm using the old iphone primarily due to shifts and I missed this. I hope all goes swimmingly and your little one arrives safe and well. Do you know what you're having?

Originally Posted by DaveTheGeordie

Sorry, I'm using the old iphone primarily due to shifts and I missed this. I hope all goes swimmingly and your little one arrives safe and well. Do you know what you're having?

Thank you kindly. Wife is desperate for it to come. But showing no sign of shiftin. No we don't know, but hey as long as it's wriggly we are good lol.

Geek

Originally Posted by TheGeek

Thank you kindly. Wife is desperate for it to come. But showing no sign of shiftin. No we don't know, but hey as long as it's wriggly we are good lol.

Geek

Wriggling and loud! I've just been listening to ours moving around. Can't hear a heartbeat with the home listeners yet.

We were both a bit excited and we had the mother in law with us for the second scan so decided to find out. I'm normally really very patient

Originally Posted by DaveTheGeordie

Wriggling and loud! I've just been listening to ours moving around. Can't hear a heartbeat with the home listeners yet.

We were both a bit excited and we had the mother in law with us for the second scan so decided to find out. I'm normally really very patient

Our hospital don't tell you. But we aint fussed. Hoping for a boy but we shall see. I want someone to take camping amd hiking.

Geek

Originally Posted by TheGeek

Our hospital don't tell you. But we aint fussed. Hoping for a boy but we shall see. I want someone to take camping amd hiking.

Geek

And why couldn't you do that with a little girl, one of my two enjoyed it as much as the boys.
She is an avid hunter and outdoors woman now.

Originally Posted by TheGeek

Our hospital don't tell you. But we aint fussed. Hoping for a boy but we shall see. I want someone to take camping amd hiking.

Geek

Well since I'm an old fart take this with as many grains of sand as you want:

'Personally' I think that finding out the gender before birth is like sneaking into where your Christmas presents are 'hidden' opening them and then carefully re-wrapping them and then 'Try' to be surprised when you open them!

As far as using the available technology to check for unseen problems is a Great Thing! I just don't believe in 'Peek a Boo'!

Well anymore with the resolution of the ultra sounds,
if you can see the screen you are probably going to figure it out on your own.