Thread: I think I Scared a Girl Off With my Razors

Originally Posted by Blade Wielder

Said it was, "very unusual," and that I was "unlike any of her friends."

Her: That's very unusual.

You: It's better than unusual, it's fackin badazz.

Her: You're not like any of my friends.

You: That's cuz all yer friends are pu$$ies.

Don't start stammering like Everybody Loves Raymond: "but honey, let me explain! It's not as bad as it looks!" Fack that. Own it, man. She will look to you to see how she is supposed to feel. If you seem freaked out, she will get freaked out.

This was a politically incorrect, but very practical public service announcement courtesy of Yours Truly, Johnny J.

Brilliant!!! I second that!

You should have let her touch your BBS shaved face & explain there's no risk of razor rash if she were to give you a kiss

thats funny, a chick saw them here yesterday and when i said i shave with them she said " Wow thats so sexy!!" she was really into it.

Well it actually is, isn't it?

id feel alot sexier if i could shave with my bowie knife

hard to beat, hehehe
But only a matter of honing technique I'd say.

This thread is depressing. I never thought my razors would be a turn off.

I also don't leave them out. I'd be upset if someone else touched them who didn't know how to use them .

Originally Posted by Richard

I got a similar response when I posted a restoration on facebook. One of my female friends didn't believe that I would actually shave with a str8. Then was sure it would be just a matter of time before I killed myself.

+1

I posted my collection on facebook and besides my step-mother telling me that future employers would look at it and see me as a disturbed sadist, a woman from my church describes it as "deeply disturbing" and keeps making similar posts when I update with anything having to do with shaving. So far, the only adverse reactions I've had are from women. Most men give me the "Wow, kickin' it old school? Don't kill yourself!" reaction.

deeply disturbing eh? thats hilarious
shes easily disturbed.