Thread: Thebigspendurs Weekly Shaving Brainbuster #53

It's the beans that those guys spilled?

Stinky catfish bait?

Well...I guess it could be the smell of the animals (dead and alive) from the wild animal park.

I don't suppose that plasma cloud, the rocket fired at the distance or the Gillette pro Glide foam would generate a foul smell ...but then again, maybe

Originally Posted by Kees

Apparently you were there, Spendur, so tell us more about atmospheric conditions.

Maybe you smelled the Louisiana coast line littered with dead animals due to British Petroleum's oil spill, in which case warm, humid conditions and a sea breeze are prerequisite.

Me???

I invited those people to my house to spend the night or two and they repaid my generosity by stealing all my food and destroying my house and stealing my razors and brushes and then setting my neighbors houses on fire. Then they drag me through cactus and get me trampled by Buffalo.

They show up with this menagerie. Some sex crazed goat and two monkeys and some rodent badger who thinks he is some cop. Then there's this big 8 foot hairy I don't know what who walks around with an applied physics book under his arm and the people look like they are from some bad dream. Their truck is full of high explosives and an arsenal of weapons.

It's bad enough I wake up in the morning and some idiot is shaving this goats face with my Livi. This goat walks around with this big brush handle of solid silver on it's head.

You think I have anything to do with them???

Apparently those guys have a lot to do with you.

Alot of guesses but no solution here.

You'll all have to tune in this weekend to find out what that odor was. Just bring a clothespin for your nose.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

The answer is really easy and very obvious and staring all of you in the face.

Its not the badger brush in your avatar is it? Maybe you should wash that thing!

This is the first of your brainbusters I've read. I'll guess that the badger's new girlfriend was a skunk.

Originally Posted by Utopian

This is the first of your brainbusters I've read. I'll guess that the badger's new girlfriend was a skunk.

No, but you don't know how warm you are.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

No, but you don't know how warm you are.

Now I'll have to read it again.
Hold on...
I'll go waste more time I don't have.