Thread: Thebigspendurs Weekly Shaving Brainbuster #53

Well, since you said I was warm...

It was Sasquatch's girlfriend, aka the BabyMamma. She put him on the dead bead dad list and he ended up on America's most wanted and they tracked him down to the Super8 and reported back to her and she was lying in wait near the swamp because she knew how much he liked catfish so that's why you smelled something that smelled like Sasquatch did last year. Even though she kicked him to the curb she started to miss him so she started wearing that same damn Hai Karate aftershave he was wearing last year because it reminded her of him.

Nailed it, didn't I?

Originally Posted by Utopian

Well, since you said I was warm...

It was Sasquatch's girlfriend, aka the BabyMamma. She put him on the dead bead dad list and he ended up on America's most wanted and they tracked him down to the Super8 and reported back to her and she was lying in wait near the swamp because she knew how much he liked catfish so that's why you smelled something that smelled like Sasquatch did last year. Even though she kicked him to the curb she started to miss him so she started wearing that same damn Hai Karate aftershave he was wearing last year because it reminded her of him.

Nailed it, didn't I?

Well, that's a pretty far fetched story but the essence of it you got right.

Read about it tomorrow.