Thread: lets have a contest

We are now entering the holiday doldrums with no days off work until late May so I think a contest with a prize attached is in order eh?

We just celebrated George Washington's birthday and we all know how honest he was and we all remember how he cut down the cherry tree and when questioned about it he fessed up right away.

So my question to all of you is have you ever told a fib about anything related to wet shaving? Maybe you bragged a little too much about your honing abilities or restoration skills or maybe hid a purchase from the missus or, well.... you get the idea.

Whoever comes up with the best fib of all wins.

Just enter your stories in this thread. We will let this run until the Ides of March-har har.

and what will you win if you are selected as winner?

You will win a first quality 10x Bausch and Lomb loupe so you can better see your straight edges with after bragging what a great honer you are.

Even if you don't win just think how much better you will feel confessing your fibs.