Quote Originally Posted by richmondesi View Post
See... It was funny
My wife has been saving newspapers for years. She thinks I am going to shred them and use them as mulch for her garden.

Little does she know that this is an important part of my retirement plan. I plan (when they become scarce) to sell them on eBay to straight razor users who haven't planned ahead.

I just wish I could walk through the living room.