Thread: Newsflash-straight shaver tortured to death by razor.

When I got my new TI Damascus it was in sorry shape. It was like a butter knife. It took me months of on and off honing to get it to shave. That was probably 7 years ago and all I had was a Norton 4K/8K and a Kitayama. Eventually it was tamed and I've been shaving with it for years on and off probably 100 plus shaves without even a touchup but I knew the dreaded day would come some day when it needed to be honed and that day arrived yesterday.

Yes I had this dream last night it was siting on the table talking to me, mocking me, daring me to hone it. Then it started following me around the house laughing. I pulled out every hone I had and as I started to hone it the hones started to crumble in front of me and the razor laughed even harder. My horsehide strop turned into a horse right in front of me and galloped off. Wow what a dream.

This morning I kept putting off the inevitable. But it still sat there staring at me while I was eating breakfast giving me indigestion. I started to hone it but I chickened out and put it off until lunch but chickened out again. Finally the missus said "are you going to hone that thing or whistle dixie?"

Well I couldn't put it off any longer. That thing is made from wootz steel and is as hard as, well, really hard steel.

So I did about 50 passes on .5 diamond and 50 passes on .25 diamond and you know what? It shaves BBS. Harsh from the .25 diamond but tomorrow I'll put it on the CrO to smooth it out.

So all you bright guys out there whats the moral of the story here?

Moral of the story? Hmmm....... Dont let no punk razor talk trash to ya! Sounds like ya gave it a sincere whoopin'!


PS How do you come up with these insane stories, love em!

The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself....

Don't hone or browse SRP before bedtime? Lol!

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

... I started to hone it but I chickened out and put it off until lunch but chickened out again. Finally the missus said "are you going to hone that thing or whistle dixie?" ...

Is this a true story, or an allegory?

Originally Posted by LarryAndro

Is this a true story, or an allegory?

LOL

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

... My horsehide strop turned into a horse right in front of me and galloped off...

Talk to your doctor about your medication if you begin to hallucinate?

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

So all you bright guys out there whats the moral of the story here?

Follow your dreams?

Maybe some 0.25 µm Fe2O3 can add some smoothness after crox? But that is a softer mineral than crox. (Iron to iron, to add some moral to this lucid story)

Originally Posted by LarryAndro

Is this a true story, or an allegory?

Well, maybe a little poetic license with the dream part but otherwise a true story.

Once honed right, follow-up is not so bad.