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    Quote Originally Posted by BKratchmer View Post
    Please PM me your address! Also, I will need you to send me $120 Western Union for the paperwork fees needed to release $20,000 left to me by my diamond-mining uncle's estate. Once I have make receive of the $20,000 I shall with all respectful haste send you $700. This is much as $500 for certificates and $200 for trouble you.

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    Gentlemen please, no sales talk on the forum. If you're selling honemeister certificates list them in the classifieds.
    Be careful how you treat people on your way up, you may meet them again on your way back down.

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    The term is often used to denote someone who hones professionally and is known to be good at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyHAD View Post
    Gentlemen please, no sales talk on the forum. If you're selling honemeister certificates list them in the classifieds.

    It's about time someone pointed that out, but just the same I hear they don't hold their value quite as well as one might be led to believe
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    I'm a professional dullmeister. if you want to see what constitutes a honemeister, send me your razor. I'll dull it so well you'd swear somebody put a butter knife in scales. Then when you get it back try and shave with it. Then send it off to someone you think is might be a honemeister (or professional honer or the what not). If you can painlessly shave with it when you get it back from them, they might be a honemeister. Or a honemeister in training. Just saving up to buy that certificate.

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    I'll make you a nice honemeister certificate for cheap. I'll get it to you, postage free, for 25 bucks. Master's Degrees are $50, and the PhD is on sale this week for only $75.00. I'll give you a package deal on all of them for $100.00. I'll take it in razors too. A nice, mint 8/8 W&B ought to get the job done. Shave ready, please, after all you'll be a honemeister, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigspendur View Post
    Don't listen to this nonsense. Just send me $500 in small bills cash only and I'll send you an official Honemeister certificate along with testimonials.
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    I actually got kicked in the "testimonials" a few years back. Most unpleasant...............
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    my ex wife got my testimonials in the divorce,they grow back don't they????
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    Yes, they do, but they'll only be half their former size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace View Post
    Yes, they do, but they'll only be half their former size.
    and they hide in fright anytime they see a lawyer

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