Boots, I've never seen Swiss Army Knives in Dollar stores. The one you referenced was $22.00 & a small one. Actually the Swiss Army knives are great quality, they are not crap. A Ka-Bar ( I own several original ones) are not custom knives. I can hone razors, but still do not believe the Ka Bar shave, not calling you a liar, just think you've been hitting the Egg Nog a few months early.

I suspect you are about to be eaten by a Big Cat.