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    The Assyrian Obie's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyHAD View Post
    In 1983 my wife said if you buy another handgun I'm leaving you .... and I miss her sometimes.
    Hello, Jimmy:

    I love that line. I can just hear it landing with the perfect comedic timing. Wham!

    Ladies and gentlemen:

    As for dearly beloved and my razor and wet shaving product purchases, by now she is accustomed to my compulsive nature. She observes me examining one of my razors.
    "Isn't this a gorgeous?" I say.
    "Mmm." She nods. "What is it?"
    "Filarmonica," I answer. "Spanish."
    "Nice," she says. "Is it new?"
    "No, I've had it for a while."
    She throws a curious look at the bathroom counter, which is packed with razors, brushes, soaps and aftershaves. "You're running out of space," she says.
    "My little kingdom," I declare.
    She smiles and shuffles away. She's a sweetie.

    Regards,
    Obie

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    My gf spends her money on cloths, handbags and shoes, i spend mine on razors, knives and hones. But she complains i dont have enough cloths, but i found i have just enough cloths to get by lol.

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    i think that what makes it worse at my house, is i dont just hear it from my wife from time to time, but i also hear it from my daughters. their mother has them trained just about perfectly. but in all honesty, she doesnt complain to much, i usually try to let her have anything she wants, as long as the moneys there, and in doing so, i get what i want from time to time, be it a razor,or soap, or whatever. in the end, we are all good.
    always be yourself...unless you suck. Joss Whedon

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