Thread: Oil I made up

This is a great thread.

Cousin Festus makes a monthly trip to the big city and stops off at one of those burger places and gets some of that oil they give away. He swears the stuff works great as a preshave. His biggest problem is deciding which scent to use every day. Maybe the chicken nuggets or the french fries or the Apple Pies. All the animals on the ranch love it too.

The only problem is when he goes hunting it really attracts the game to him for an easy kill just that the Mountain Lion wasn't such a good deal. After it jumped him from behind and had a real hankering for those apple pies. A couple hundred stitches to his scalp and back and now he carries some fresh apple pie with him just in case.

Maybe he should use the stuff from the donut shop, you don't have to strain it so much and is a much lighter yet sweeter tone to it. A mountain lion may not be so inclined to jump some one who smells of bear claws, a if they are laced with cinnamon and sprinkles.

Yes you are quite correct the Mountain Lion will stay clear, but oh the Grizzleys.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Yes you are quite correct the Mountain Lion will stay clear, but oh the Grizzleys.

I would have to agree with you on that one, those Sarah Palin types scare the bejesus out of me.

"You Betcha!"

Originally Posted by Welshcitydragon

put two 3rds of Castor oil or Almond oil, in a spray bottle... then add 1 3rd of Olive oil, then add 10 to 20 drops of the Lavender . shake well give it a smell, if you want more Lavender just add bit by bit...

My brother told me about this same recipe and I saw a similar one elsewhere online. Compared to AOS preshave oil -- AOS was my 1st pre-shave oil -- the homemade one works well. I have made two different types following the quantities (parts) in the above recipe:
1. castor oil + e.v. olive oil + lavender
2. castor oil + jojoba oil + lavender

I like the one with jojoba oil best, since it is absorbed by my skin quickly, takes the lavender scent best, and washes off my hand easier.

Originally Posted by Mvcrash

Try the citrus essential oil, I found it provides a really nice aroma.

Yep that's the next one Im going to make up to be honest . whats the make or name of the citrus you used ? as I know some are better than others. you can always use Almond oil if you cant get castor oil, I bet someone on here will at some time read it wrong, and go into a gas station & ask for Castrol oil haha