Thread: Damn you all to heck

I swore off, I swear I did, I swore off buying anymore freaking razors no matter what All your talk about this razor or that razor or the prices of the big name big blade razors and I start trolling that evil site again and this is what happens Antique Wade Butcher Big 1 1 16 Barbers Use Straight Razor Shaving Knife Razors | eBay Another freaking razor to clean, hone, strop and use, my wife is going to freaking kill me. I am naming y'all at the divorce proceedings for culpable collusion.

Was looking at that one...nice! Congrats!

Your not making this easy Phrank. If this keeps up, someone will be able to pick up my collection dirt cheap at my estate auction in a few weeks, after I am gone.

Just say you're acting as a proxy for a friend whose wife said she'd kill him if he bought another razor. Buddie that you are, you're just holding it until the dust settles. Come up with another story in a few months if your wife notices you still have the razor. You aren't lying, per se, a man should be his own best friend when you must feed the RAD.

No can do, I've used that just a few to many times. You'd have to know my wife, she can smell BS in space. I just have to hope that she doesn't get the mail for the next few weeks, other stuff coming as well.

Link not working...matters not! No worries, stik! Tell her you got a badass razor and stik (pun intended!) it in her face. Tell her 'mo razzers, mo better!'
That's how I roll!

My wife told me if I got another handgun she'd leave me .......... and I miss her sometimes ......

Originally Posted by JimmyHAD

My wife told me if I got another handgun she'd leave me .......... and I miss her sometimes ......

You ought to check the sights on your hand guns, are you pulling to the left or right? Get them spot on and you won't miss her again.

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Never lie to your wife.

If I don't tell her, is that lying?