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    My favorite scar story as long as we are going off topic is that when you tape an ax handle push on the ax and pull on the tape.

    Not the other way around!

    I have a neat scar between my eyes that has over the years turned into a wrinkle.............
    "Let fear push you. Not slow you down."

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    Hahahaha.. @32t i just got a good belly laugh out of that!! Can picture something like that vividly .. Then looking at my father with a big fat smile shaking his head.. Damn i miss that fella!! Funny story 32t.. SMW
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    Two rules to remember:
    1) Don't lay a piece of wood on your left leg for whittlin'. Wort thing about that one I cut a brand new pair of jeans purchased for the new school year. That didn't happen but once a year.

    2) Don't get on your knees on the ground with your knees against the piece of wood you want to cut with a hatchet.

    Got lots of other rules but won't go into them here. Establishment of most rules involved blood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diboll View Post
    Two rules to remember:
    1) Don't lay a piece of wood on your left leg for whittlin'. Wort thing about that one I cut a brand new pair of jeans purchased for the new school year. That didn't happen but once a year.

    2) Don't get on your knees on the ground with your knees against the piece of wood you want to cut with a hatchet.

    Got lots of other rules but won't go into them here. Establishment of most rules involved blood.
    Here's a life rule which I know is unrelated but still very good advice:
    NEVER cook bacon naked.

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    Back on topic. Here's a "damn it man!!" moment.I think I'm going to have to attempt to repair with these because that bolster is inlaid into the scale. That's one heck of a nice darn good shaving razors too.
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    As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. PR 27:17

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    Also never lick a steak knife
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    As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. PR 27:17

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    Never touch a stove burner to see if it’s hot...done that, recently. By the way, it was hot
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    Never lean against the stove in the porch/summer kitchen thinking it was not in use.

    The door blew open and I lost the hair on my right side with that one.

    Memories from my youth.
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    "Let fear push you. Not slow you down."

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    Don't shave naked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Don't shave naked!

    ~Richard
    Don't want a dropped razor to hit Richard Jr
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    As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. PR 27:17

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