I reckon the best thing to do is get a decent blade from Zowada/Livi/Bill, chuck the scales in the bin (or just get the blade!) and then stick 24k-clad carbon fibre jobs on studded with 1- to 2k diamonds. Well that's what Cartier would do - and they'd sell it too............

Nothing sells like total exclusivity as long as you put the right spin on it!