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Yeah. Showering in aftershave and facerbating afterwards with have stunning results on the opposite and same sex alike. You can get them tipsy by the evaporating ethanol alone :)

The aboriginals also had a little bush trick for applying aftershave: You soaked boxing gloves made out of paper and figs in aftershave, then put them on the largest kangaroo you can find, and tickle...

Of course there is. It has to be rubbed in counterwise with an ostrich feather. Unless of course it is low tide, full moon, you ate pasta three days ago, or the ostrich is called Frodorick, in which...