Quote Originally Posted by ndw76 View Post
In Australia it is generally recommended that one use a similar rotation to the northern hemisphere, however it is also recommended to use an emu feather instead of an ostrich feather. But Australians being who we are, we tend to ignore advice and just do what we think is right.
The aboriginals also had a little bush trick for applying aftershave: You soaked boxing gloves made out of paper and figs in aftershave, then put them on the largest kangaroo you can find, and tickle it until it whacks you. Plato wrote that you should wake up with stellarly tenderised and aftershaved face.