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In an effort towards continued discussion of men's health issues, I present...
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You sir, are preaching to the choir (with me, anyway :shrug:). My signature says it all, and honestly. I am a mere three months from 30, and only just barely edged you out with the fullness of my...

This is an ongoing issue. I think the major factor is the synthetic brush I'm using. It only retains water through cohesion, rather than absorption. You may have noticed the "drip drip drip" of my...

As promised, my blindfolded shave. This is only the single take, full version. To help you wade through the dull bits, the first few minutes are spent with me wrangling the "blindfold" onto my head...

Currently prepping for my shave. Already familiarized myself with the camera & got the tripod ready (never messed with this stuff before lol). Now I'm rigging up my blindfold that I will use. Already...

Well, it took a whole month (give or take two days), but the bosses at work finally suggested I wear a beardnet yesterday.

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Is it really that deep?...
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My schedule didn't work...

Well, it's a good thing I prefer to be clean shaven. Otherwise, my shave den's multiple, many more magnificent moustaches might make me feel meek in comparison.

Just after the my shower...
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Each time a person logs a "Move", that counts as one. It is not counting the number of miles/hours/sets of reps you do; rather, it is counting how many times you exercised. Helpful?

I am going to see family for about 24hrs in the next few days. If it doesn't occur organically because of the stiff-bristled brush occupying the space between my lis & nose, I was gonna make ot a...

That's pretty neat... but that razor is very... original. I've never seen a "reverse-smiling" blade. :shrug:

I call this update pic: "W.W.S.A.M.D.? = What Would Self Absorbed Millennial Do?"

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And for inquiring minds, the "Milkman" outfit I'm wearing is my work uniform I wear at the bread factory.

Tried using the timer function on my phone's camera...

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Had it propped against my shave kit... :shrug:

"Ceremoniously" hmmm... that gives me ideas... ideas of the "pomp & circumstance" variety ;). I had already considered doing my first shave of December blindfolded & recorded, and I think I just...

This makes me think this is the original intent of moustache wax?? Rather than the hipsters & their curly-Q handlebar moustaches that double as a replica Da Vinci statue...

What a shame. Poor fella. I feel your pain. I hadn't shaved at all for over a week, before trimming the weeds back to what is pictured in my last photo update. My neck & jaw/chin were driving me...

Ya see, little Davey, when a mommy flattop & daddy flattop love each other... :p:roflmao:mace:

Actually, when my flattop gets 2 to 3 months out from its last trim, it kinda does whatever it wants....

I find this business of selfies atrocious. Anyway, I tried to take some, but they all came out awkward/crappy. So here are all of them, for your entertainment pleasure!...

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Only part of it. Yea, Mike, it is not an entirely selfless act on my part; as I am being compensated monetarily, "for my time", by donating plasma.

I go to a place called Bio Life, which just...

Plasma or whole blood? Cause I can do the plasma twice a week as long as I stay reasonably healthy (protein & hydrated, not sick, etc.). Pays almost twice more than I spend in gas in a week, too.

I meant to post it yesterday, when I took the pic, but I had just donated plasma & was a bit out of it.

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Pre shave. And the interior of my car just after dusk is terrible lighting lol.
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I didn't say it was healthier than making it yourself. My argument is that: if one is going to eat fast food, there are much worse options than Taco Bell. And yes, it is all varying degrees of...

Full disclosure: I worked at a Taco Bell for about 2 & a half years. Moving on.

Taco Bell, depending on what you get, is actually one of the healthiest fast food options readily available,...

I surpassed 18k steps at work today, and improvised some curls (because my arms were a bit spent already & unable to do more than 2 pull-ups :gaah:). Did four sets of 10 curls, using bread pans as...

Lunch time. Lunch meat sandwich & water. Already done more than 12k steps, with more than 5hrs to go in my shift.

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I don't make my sandwich ahead of time because I work at a bread...

I've tried that much, plus more, but only on my phone. Meaning...

I went as far as to make a copy on my phone, use an editor app to rotate (so it was now sideways to me) and/or crop it (to change...