Thread: You Might Be a Redneck, If........................

....your shave den is an outhouse

Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus

...your scuttle doubles as your coffee pot.

Winner!!!!!!!

...........your straight doubles as your buck knife.

...........you wash your dinner "sporks" with leftover lather.

...your razor doubles as a steak knife.
...your hone came with a free John Deere hat.
...your brush doubles as a fishing lure.
...your use your hone as a doorstop.
And my last one...WAIT FOR IT!
...SWMBO uses your shave mug as a spittoon.

...all your shaving brushes have come from animals you hunted and harvest yourself!

... my brush's a best 'possum brush, grampa's got himself a silvertip one

...you straight is one half of an old grass shear

...you refer to indoor plumbing as "newfangled."

...you ever nicked yourself and blamed in on the Revenuers.