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    ....your shave den is an outhouse
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    Quote Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus View Post
    ...your scuttle doubles as your coffee pot.
    Winner!!!!!!!

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    ...........your straight doubles as your buck knife.

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    ...........you wash your dinner "sporks" with leftover lather.

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    ...your razor doubles as a steak knife.
    ...your hone came with a free John Deere hat.
    ...your brush doubles as a fishing lure.
    ...your use your hone as a doorstop.
    And my last one...WAIT FOR IT!
    ...SWMBO uses your shave mug as a spittoon.
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    ...all your shaving brushes have come from animals you hunted and harvest yourself!
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    ... my brush's a best 'possum brush, grampa's got himself a silvertip one

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    ...you straight is one half of an old grass shear
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    ...you refer to indoor plumbing as "newfangled."
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    ...you ever nicked yourself and blamed in on the Revenuers.

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