Quote Originally Posted by ColonelG View Post
Toilet paper is due for a quantum leap forward. And 100 years later, there will be a 'Brain-Wave-Link' established with people extolling the far superior comfort, rich luxurious experience of TP. They will warn to watch out for the learning curve, be patient, start with one wipe front to back, or you'll end up with...ah...well you get the idea.

Wait, what point was I trying to make again?....
I've been telling my wife this for years, if anyone wants in on the next big thing in TP, let me know...I'm thinking if we can come up with a method that removes TP entirely....we'll be billionaires!