Thread: I don't want to say I lied

A present? Wrap it up in ribbon!

Yes, you might give her a present.

In my experience a $300 US or more present is worth about 3 days of good will.

Jody

Tell her you were Ebaying while under the influence, then be prepared to sleep on the couch a night or two.

"these are not the razors you're looking for"

When I mentioned this exact thing to a friend of mine, she said mention how much she spends on make-up, hair products, face creams, nails, getting nails done etc...let alone clothes and shoes...in the same manner she doesn't have to explain her grooming requirements to you, you don't have to explain yours to her.

Afterall, men can survive with one bar of soap and a pack of Bic disposable razors...can she?

(insert proper amount of sarcasm, and always with your eyes lowered, and your hands at your sides)

Originally Posted by Phrank

When I mentioned this exact thing to a friend of mine, she said mention how much she spends on make-up, hair products, face creams, nails, getting nails done etc...let alone clothes and shoes...in the same manner she doesn't have to explain her grooming requirements to you, you don't have to explain yours to her.

Afterall, men can survive with one bar of soap and a pack of Bic disposable razors...can she?

(insert proper amount of sarcasm, and always with your eyes lowered, and your hands at your sides)

Ah, the blame game, such a slippery friend! One moment you're steering towards a fight, the next, you're forced to have make-up sex. In Dutch, we say honesty takes longest. I disagree, just tell her you bought more razors despite your agreement not to, that takes about 2 seconds

By the way, this is quite an old thread. I can't even remember what the OP did?

Tell her that it's your money and you'll spend it how you like, and in the very next breath tell her...............
that it's your couch and you can sleep on it if you like...........hahahahahahahaha

Why lie at all? If she loves and understands you and your interests it shouldn't be a big deal. Well as long as you can still afford to keep a roof over your head and food on the table.....

I keep telling her I traded one she has no clue how many I actually have.

Your girlfriend better be REALLY good looking to put up with that. I'm afraid you are in for a long hard trudge through life!