Thread: I don't want to say I lied

How about you tell her such a bold faced lie that she would have to sit down from laughing so hard.

Hows about,……..It’s a huge conspiracy where the gang at SRP is trying to get me into trouble as they know I promised not to purchase any more razors.

That guy called Hirlau (the one with no facial hair), he’s the gang leader. You can tell by his avatar, that’s the face of a felon.

Kwifca put a spell on me with a post hypnotic suggestion that I just had to buy another blade.

JbHoren sent me back in time prior to stating I wouldn’t buy another and brought me back to the present which is after I made the promise.

Chevhead and I must have made a deal, just don’t remember. (I wonder if I paid him yet?)

Lemur suggested I should buy another razor just to prove I can sell one at a profit. (yeah right!)

Anthogia told me if I didn’t buy it they would rig the contest so I would win it and I would still have to explain.

You could tell her that “Trimmy72” made me buy another razor so you wouldn’t feel bad about all the shoes you buy. Or that 10Pups sent this to me so I wouldn’t spend as much time in the strip bars.
Geeze then you would have to own up to the fact you frequent the strip joints. Maybe you shouldn’t use this one.

Phrank told me that I bought this for you sweetie?

Or, for the new members, don't make the promise in the first place so you don't have to potentially bend the truth in the future.....

I haven't had this problem, but I am sure it may have come up. Just every time is does I usually change the subject. Hey hon the gun shows coming up, want to go with me. Maybe we can find a new carry gun for you. I know you said yours was to big to carry. Also I found a good deal on a bow for next season.

Someone asked you to hone it online and you told them you would, provided you hone.. (I don't know if this has been said yet, I only read the first page).

Bookmark a few listings on Barnstormers.com and let her find them. Then tell her you are seriously thinking about getting your pilot's license and an airplane. Your paltry razor purchase (I don't care how much that custom razor cost, it was paltry!) will fade away to nothing in the row that will start over the cost of aviation! Problem solved!