Thread: Quiet please!! I'm trying to shave!!

Hell of a thing, Sigs. After one too many interruptions I finally forced my children to turn 30 and move out.

Originally Posted by scotishcavalir

the hated cat....the hated cat....

I harbor and identify with your disgust and disdain for those #@#$!

Had an incident where a "kitten" latched its I tooth behind my index finger's cuticle under the back side of my finger nail. It wouldn't let . Out of desperation and not wanting to kill it right in front of my ex on the spot. I took it to the sink and drowned it until it let off and I could peel away the teeth and nail. My infection got so bad the finger turned black and my lymph nodes started collecting poison. Nearly lost the booger hook for my bang switch.

The ex diplomatically agreed(acquiesed that she had to choice) to allow me to immediately crate it, drive miles and miles to an unsuspecting housing development and let it loose in the nearby woods.

Sorry, Ed and other feline lovers. I'll return the dog house once again.

@MisterMoo,
Let's try and keep this from becoming a gun thread

Originally Posted by cudarunner

I'm quite thankful that man created a thing called a Door Lock, most bathrooms have one. If the grandkids are here I Always Lock the Door.

+1

Rule #1, never to be broken, written in concrete, chiseled in stone, burned with a laser, etched with acid. Or, whenever you think of it.

See screaming gorilla to the left.

My wife made me jump once after the first pass while I was relathering. She looked at me and said oh sorry guess that could have been bad if you were shaving your neck. I looked at her said yup and it hasn't been a problem since.

I forgot to point out what could have been the solution to your current cut. If you peel the membrane out of the egg-shell and apply that to the cut, you will not only have egg on your face but you will have stopped the bleeding.

I leave the door open when shaving, that way I can see the little devils.....cough hem hem cough, I mean little people coming. I have a 9 yr. old and a 4 yr. old, they don't think they just do. I'm to jumpy to close the door and lock it. It'd be my luck I'd close the door, lock it and right in the middle of a shave they'd try an plow the door down scaring the crap out of me

Originally Posted by SpikedLemon

My 2y/o woke up early this morning. So she went to the potty, brushed her teeth and played with the soap on my shave brush while I shaved this morning.

The first time she did that: it was a little unnerving. I've since gotten better at it; she's been getting up early for the past few days because she wants to have breakfast with me. I figure the inconvenience is more than offset to have her at the breakfast table with me at 6am.

Entirely different circumstance, I know. But she lost her marbles because the dog didn't wake up and come into the bathroom to cuddle while she went to the potty.

Your 2yr old brushes her own teeth!! My 3 and 5yr olds have me so fooled!!


Anyway lol. Sounds like you sliced yourself real well Sig!! Hope it heals well.

I have to admit that I don't even try to obtain any sort of privacy in the house anymore. Hence, I don't even bother closing the door anymore. They... "they" are either home, or not. Its either a zoo, or not.

I will say this though. I have daddy hearing mastered now! I think I might hear all of 10% of whatever is said in the house. Its great!! I can now even look people outside the house square in the face nod and "oh yeah" at the right time via body language, and not listen to a darn thing they said!

I have two methods to deal with the problem.

1. I invite my 5 yr old son, and 3 yr old daughter in, and my son gets lather on his face too, which he wipes off with the back of a comb and his sister loves to watch and coach him

2. but the more common solution, LOCK the DOOR!

First congrats an round three interview as it is usually a great sign,
Second sorry to hear of the misfortune, I did one when I was first starting out due to being startled by the cat.
Very top of the bottom lip it was a gusher, took me a solid 1/2hr to get the bleeding under control, I was starting to think I was going to have to stich it up.
Now I have a slight scar to shave over every time, a good reminder and hey chicks dig scars....

Good luck and heal up.

I am with the leave the door open bunch. Of course my kids are older.

Sorry about the cut.
Good luck with the job!