Thread: Something I learned the hard way -

Uncle Jethro used to rescue animals and he kept them on the Ranch.He has this ornery African Cape Buffalo named mercury he got from some zoo that was closing down and in case you didn't know it those critters have tongues like sandpaper. He used to have mercury lick his face before shaving. However as he found out only a couple licks cause more starts to take your skin off.

Don't even ask me what happened to old mercury.

haha, i needed to see that. I almost spit diet pepsi on my ipad.

LOL - sounds like when 20 odd years ago my wife brought home a new, "Loofah" loaf, supposed to scrub you clean and exfoliate as well. I hopped into the shower and started scrubbing and man did it feel good, so really had a good scrub, made sure I hit every part, nook and cranny I could find.

Spent the next week beat red on every part of my body and in extreme discomfort...especially certain areas where I guess one shouldn't, "Loofah"!