Dear Rich

I have had a guilty feeling the whole day, and feel I must report myself before it eats me up inside.

This morning, after stepping out of the shower, I dried myself as usual and applied lather, then started stropping my razor. During the changeover from Linen to Leather I noticed my bathrobe, and donned it.

I did not realise the consequences of my actions until half way through the shave, and by then I was too warm and snuggly to take it off again.

In my defence, it had rained all night, and the temperature had dropped, but we still had windows open all over the flat, and so it was a little chilly in the bathroom.

I realise that this puts my position in your commandos at risk, and the much awaited promotion will evaporate before my eyes, but I feel that honesty is the best policy in such dire circumstances.

Kind Regards

Si
(ex-commando)