Quote Originally Posted by RichZ View Post
Hey hey hey. Stand your ground soldier... If you don't maintain control of the bathroom you will constantly be putting the seat down and cleaning around the bowl for the rest of your life... yessshhhhh
It's her parents' house. I am their permanent house guest. Don't worry, I have the counter pretty well full of bowls and razors. I can always show her Don's Den if she thinks it's too much. Either way, when she's home, donning a robe and opening the door generally makes her stand there and stare at me with those deep, dark, gorgeous eyes, and leads to some nice kissing afterwards.

I'll take the kissing when I can get it (which isn't as often as I'd like). Once we're married and living in my house (I move in there in August), then I can shave commando with the door open.

Quote Originally Posted by freebird
...I don't even wear my eyeglasses...
I wish I had that luxury. Without my glasses, I can't even tell you who's hanging on the crucifix around my neck.

BTW-do the following things disqualify me as a commando?
ID bracelet, ring, crucifix necklace
They are 3 items of jewelery that I never remove, not even in the shower.