Thread: We NEVER HAVE TO HONE AGAIN!!!

On a serious note, my wife bought me a pyramid, with official instructions, a book on pyramidology and a concentrator. The concentrator is a metal disk containing a precise mixture of special alloys. The pyramid has to be placed with the razor oriented towards the north, at least 3 feet from any metal. If it doesn't work, the book recommends trying at least 3 other locations. It is obvious that, when it doesn't work, it is because it has not been installed properly. Also, the razor needs to be left under the pyramid for at least 80 hours. I put a razor under it two days ago and will shave with it Monday morning. I'm absolutely positive it will work and will report back with my results.

I think the Mythbusters tried that.

Do I really need to give you the results?



If a blade stay sharp, it's because it's not used.

How can I tell if it's an aggressive or conservative pyramid?

Originally Posted by cybrok

I think the Mythbusters tried that.

Do I really need to give you the results?



If a blade stay sharp, it's because it's not used.

Actually, the book claims that the pyramid will sharpen a dull razor.

Originally Posted by foundlingofdollar

How can I tell if it's an aggressive or conservative pyramid?

I don't know either ... but a razor under a pyramid makes a cool centerpiece on the coffee table. When I get access to a camera I'll post a picture.