I would like to add that screaming inlaws standing close behind you while you have a razor in your hand can make shaving difficult and also make you think evil thoughts.
Amen to that! Best location for the "out-laws" is in another state, or preferably, another country (although if you're both in Texas, a dozen or so counties away works, too...hubby left this morning to go visit the outlaws so I have the WEEKEND TO MYSELF!)