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01-12-2011, 01:30 AM #11Shaves with Tarantulas
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Another haiku:
RAD, HAD, BAD, SAD, BRAD*
Aquisition Disorders
Always make life fun.
*(Bay Rum Aquisition Disorder)
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01-12-2011, 01:34 AM #12Shaves with Tarantulas
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One more:
Blood drips down my chin.
I had forgotten my rule.
Never shave while drunk.
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01-12-2011, 04:32 AM #13Opto Ergo Sum
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Shut up and shave.
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01-12-2011, 08:29 AM #14Junior Member
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A shave a day keeps the wifey at bay.
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01-12-2011, 08:59 AM #15The only straight man in Thailand
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To truely experience poverty you should buy a horse. But if you only want a taste of what it is like to be poor, start shaving with a straight razor as a hobby.
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01-12-2011, 11:11 AM #16Senior Member
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Twenty-five strokes on the linen side
Then fifty more on the horse's hide
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01-13-2011, 12:50 AM #17Junior Member
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If the shave isn't going smoothly, never think that if you just keep forcing the blade across your face that you will show it who is boss... It will always make you it's b****!
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01-13-2011, 05:01 AM #18is in ur bas3 killin ur d00ds.
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It has an edge, and it is very, VERY sharp, so treat it with caution. Safe is slow. Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.
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01-15-2011, 01:11 AM #19Senior Member
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Heavy pressure will cut everything on your face...except hair...
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01-15-2011, 10:53 PM #20Senior Member
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Ouch!! YESTERDAY WENT SOOO GOOD! ****y = Cut
"The needs of the many out way the needs of the few or the one." Only if the 'few' or the 'one' are/is offering themselves (thru freewill) for the sacrifice. And not thru force from the 'many'.
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