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    "Thou shalt not buy razors from MY antique stores."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus View Post
    Can't...get...image...outtamyHEAD!
    Doesnt help that his member name is Unit, does it?

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    This is great maple! You forgot to add:

    Thou Shalt not let thine father ruin your edges. Happend once, hope it never happens again!
    "When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny." Thomas Jefferson

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    Thou shalt witness to thy neighbor about the wetshave.

    Thou shalt destroy all false idol razors (cartridge)

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    Doesnt help that his member name is Unit, does it?
    Um, I meant his SRP name...not the name of his member

    (I'm on a roll!)
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    Though shall perform the proper rights of dancing hooter girls throwing hot wings at your feet to send a razor to its finally resting place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryanjewell View Post
    Um, I meant his SRP name...not the name of his member

    (I'm on a roll!)
    D-OH!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Castel33 View Post
    Though shall pay tribute to the straight razor gods...in blood
    Fixed that for you
    Quote Originally Posted by ryanjewell View Post
    Doesnt help that his member name is Unit, does it?
    That is unit with a little "u", thankyouverymuch

    Quote Originally Posted by ryanjewell View Post
    Um, I meant his SRP name...not the name of his member

    (I'm on a roll!)
    acutally, that is the name I go by everywhere on the web, Ken Ewers if anyone is interested in the real name

    Quote Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus View Post
    D-OH!!!
    mua-ha-ha-ha. I have now scared you for life

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    Good one OP. Maybe worth posting in the beginners forum as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by McBrautigam View Post
    Is 9/10 good enough? I have a problem following Commandment #1. There are just so many straights that I like to use...
    I don't see the problem. It doesn't say you can't worship any other (new) razors after the first one.

    Quote Originally Posted by shadez View Post
    Thou shalt witness to thy neighbor about the wetshave.

    Thou shalt destroy all false idol razors (cartridge)
    I would have spelt that as idle, only because all my old cartridge and the lone electric razor sit around in my wardrobe being just that. My cut-throat and DE collection are anything but, being in a constant state of rotation.


    Mick

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