Thread: 10 Commandments of Cutthroat Shaving

Thow shall pass down this mighty fine skill to thi children.

Thow shal go to ones grave with razor in thi pocket

Thou shalt check thy mailbox before thy wife wearing large sacred robe with secretive pocket

Straight razors are jealous razors; thou shalt put no cartridge razor before me.

Thou shalt not roll thine edge on thine strop.

While thou stroppeth, thou shalt use no undue pressure on thine razor

Thou shalt not be reluctant to try shaving with different blade grinds.
(Not at the same time, of course.)

Originally Posted by mfalco

Thou shalt not breathe whilst shaving thine neck.

This brings up an interesting question....

What do we do in the event of sudden, uncontrollable cough/sneeze? Besides bleed I mean....

Okay , here's my two cents : If thy face itcheth , scratch it not with thy straight razor .

Originally Posted by dave5225

Okay , here's my two cents : If thy face itcheth , scratch it not with thy straight razor .

especially if your eyes itcheth!

Thou shalt not commit a reverse scythe with thine razor, for in that day thou shalt surely die.

Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus

Gentlemen, I thank each and every one of you! Keep 'em coming!
Still waiting on you, Perfessor Cangooner!

Gah! The pressure, the pressure...

Still waiting for the muse to descend, but hopefully an evening of music and beer up at the Black Sheep Inn will help.

Thou shall capture images of thine cuts and post for all to see.

If thou droppeth thy razor, let it go, and move thy appendages away from its path.

Though shall capture images of thy damaged razor (after such fall) and post for all to see.

Though shall resist the urge to constantly stroke thy face and admire thy smooth skin all day long.